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39¢/Message. Unregulated. Filtered.

That's the current state of our prison e-messaging service, an alternative to writing a physical letter in 2026.

Please don't presume I do not like writing letters -- I do -- but in this global age, it is easier to send a message from my tablet to my friends, and despite the cost mentioned in the opening subject, cheaper than the physical letter.

To mail one letter to my US-based friend, it's a 78¢ "Forever" stamp (with rumblings of distant thunder suggesting a want of a price hike to 95¢ by the USPS), a 19¢ #10 envelope, plus my costs for up to six sheets of paper and the occasional 45¢ blue BIC pen. My letter then goes into a mailbox, and may eventually leave the compound, get to a mail sort center in Pensacola, Floriderp, and head off to wherever it is going.
Sometimes, the letter gets stuck in Pensacola... for months.

I haven't physically mailed my Canadian friend in a while, but it'll require two of those Forever stamps.

Imagine mailing across the pond from Prison, y'all. I ought to do it just once, just so I can tell you all how long it takes and what level of hell I went through just to send that letter!
But imagine the headache and cost my fellow residents go through to mail a letter back home when America is not theirs.

That brings us back to 39¢ a message, 6000 characters for us, and you cannot use an ampersand (&) -- the parser changes them all to " and " (yes, spaces included).

I'm basically paying to send truncated e-mail.

RFC 822 and RFC 2822 all lay out the rules and standards in which e-mail becomes e-mail. Securus, ViaPath, and other corrections messaging providers then butcher and bodge together leftover parts to make what they want out of it, sell corrections on a money making proposition ("look what we can do to a penny!"), blow a little magic "this will help you stop drugs from coming in by mail" smoke up everyone's backsides, and wiggle their fingers.
cash!

The best part is, the FCC cannot regulate what we are charged for these messages, so every time I want to blog, it is 39¢.
I want to check up on a friend who recently shared a health diagnosis with me? 39¢.
I need to ask a question about some thing in science or health or tech I don't understand and need someone to look it up for me? 39¢.
I worry about a friend who has not said much in a month, three months, six months? 39¢, 39¢, 39¢.

And yet e-mail is, largely, free.

On that side of the fences, one can typically sign up for a free e-mail address through a number of providers who typically shovel ads down their throat or sell their information to the highest bidder. For a nominal fee, one can pay for e-mail hosting and a domain name, giving themselves a more professional appearance than xYx_fl00fysk8rdood_yXy@geeitsanotherfree.email on applications and resumes. By nominal, I do mean less than $50 per year for domain and mail hosting combined.

So if in the free world, I can pay less than $50 a year for all the e-mail I can reasonably send and receive from multiple domain names and e-mail addresses, why do I only get a maximum of 128 outgoing messages for the same cost in prison, AND why must people who wish to correspond with me also spend 39¢ a pop and submit to an absurd level of scrutiny just to say "Hey, the folks you used to chat with all wish you a happy cakeday. We all miss you."

Oh, that's right.

In the name of insecurity.

You're welcome, profit centers.